Wednesday, 23 December 2009
Saper yg Gatal......!!!!!
kwn aku aku namakan A Aku plak B
A : ntah2 ble aku habes SPM ko dh kahwin
B : huhu... ok lah camtuh bogs gak
A : lorh...gtal gilew ko neh....
aku pun fikir balik..... hurm x gatal aku ase kalu khwin awal, nk tahu sbbbnya... hehe tgk situasi berikut.
SITUASI 1 (pasangan COUPLE ) umo 22
A : ermm awk dh mkn ?
B : dh...
A : SYg wat pe skang ??
B : tgh baring2, u plak ?
A :ermmm I tgh tgk tv jerk....boring la...xdek cte pe
B : Ayang... jom kuar nk x. I rindu sgt kt U..
A : ermm ok gak....( mule la bibit2 zina )
B : kta nk pergi mane....
A : ala...... ader lar... tmpat neh sunyi sket. baru ade privasi ( maner ade privasi org ke-3 syaitan)
B : (Di tmpt sunyi ) U... ermmm kta nk wat pe kt sini ??
A : Ala... u yg ajak I kuar.. ini tmpt special lar.. ( tmpt special ke or tmpt wat maksiat ), ermm DO u LOVE ME ??
B : Ofcoz I do... I love u so much A. I willing to do anything 4 u
A : really...
B : YES anything...
A : walaupun X kAHWIN lg...
B :ermmm ( B senyap)
A : ASL senyap jer neh...... u kate U syg kt I
B : mmg lar..tp....
A : tp ape !! ( A mengherdik )
B : Yerlah..... I sanggup walaupun blum kahwin
ISH2....camner la hubungan tuh nk berkat kalu disertakan org yg ke-3. GATAL sungguh diaorg neh menambahkan DOSA tuh xkire lagi SOLAT. KALU SOLAT benda2 camnie pasti xkan berlaku kan sbb solat kan mencagah kta drpd kemungkaran.
HUKUM COUPLE hurmmm aku x tahu.tp yg pasti benda yg boleh ke arah ZINA jauhkan !!
SITUASI 2 (DAh berkahwin) umo 22
A : ayang...u wat pe tuh
B : I nk masak utk mkn mlm neh har..
A : xyah lar masak ari nie.... Abg bwk pergi mkn kt luar k.
B : ermm... ok. JAP eik ayang nk bersiap
A: Ayang nk mkn kt maner ??
B: IKut abg lah.... ayang x kisah JANJI kta BERDUA hehe...
A : hehe.. kta beli mkn pastuh kta mkn kt tmpt kta mula2 jumpa ok ??
B : ermm... (muka B kemerahan) ok...
A : (sambil menengok bintang di langit A memegan tgn B seerat-eratnya...)
B : mengatakan I love u
A : I love U Too....
Tgk...kan best.. dh kahwin. DOSA pun dh xdek.. pegang tgn pun leh hehe.....
SKANG bg tahu aku..saper yg gatal ???
EHEM perhatian nie cuma contoh jer.....SItuasi yg aku nk bg tahu. OK2 mungkin korang akan ckp umo 22 xkan nk kahwin dh kot.. Umo 22 xkan dh nk couple dh kot.. huhu
Sbnarnya bnda nie... ikut keputusan masing2.. KALu dh mampu tuh nk kahwin ape tunggu lagi lebih baik drpd biarkan diri anda dn pasangan anda bergelumang dgn dosa, tapi kalu xmampu fikirlah betul2 ape yg terbaik utk anda...... Aku x kata couple nie salah mungkin cuma korang kene cari mase yg sesuai jek. okeyh....
SALAM 1 MALYSIA
Friday, 18 December 2009
MANGLISH
Malysia represent three major race and few mutiple races...
Three major races are malay,chinese and indian.
As all we know manglish is mix language la....like i used it right now...
Sometimes mcm saterawan even goverment try their best to encourage ppl used wht we call arr... "bhs baku" as our identity.
If english use full english no word such as 'la' or 'lor....' or we always simply said correct hor....or you la..... and many2......more
ckp dlm bhs melayu plak or bhs malaysia....
Cter dia camnie aku dgn kwn aku lar.....ermmm br balik dr cc men game well dh lame x pergi cc fav aku tuh ase rndu la plak hu3..pas men game dlm 2 jam kot kami pun balik. On the way back kami singgah kedai buku harfa...saje2 je.... belek punya belek aku ternampak buku Yg bertajuk "MANGLISH" it's interesting book. When I read few pages from the book well it containts our daily language which is "MANGLSIH"
The book descibe our own ppl use manglish in their conversation or in their bussines and etc...
hurmm.....kalu nk diikutkan MANGLISH bkn lah pekara yg bgus kn sbb yerla mencemarkan bhs smpai kdg2 org2 yg berjiwa sastera neh ckp "tidak melambangkan identiti bangsa" yer2 benda tuh betul...sbb aku sendiri sbg bngsa melayu mestilah kena guna bhs melayu yg betul..kalu aku guna MANGLISH eh aku nie bangsa ape..bhs MANGLISH bkn diiktiraf pun....malah sejarah awal pun x menunjukkan mane2 bangsa guna bhs MANGLISH tp.......ade benda yg positif yg aku nmpk lar.......apabila wujudnya bhs MANGLISH neh .
NOTE : Bukan aku menyokong MANGLISH neh walaupn aku sendiri yg guna hehe...tp cuma aku nmpk bnda yg positif walaupun x lah besar sgt......
AKu bersekolah di SMK Teluk AIr Tawar Bworth....sekolah biase2 jer.....tp berbilang kaum.
Ade melayu,cina,india,kadazan,bidayuh dn etc....
Melayu plak dipecahkan lg....melayu mamak,melayu thaidland,melayu yg ulu2 pun ade hehe
cina plak ade cina agama kristian,ade yg x reti ckp cina,ade plak cina gune bhs lain
India plak ade INdia dr utata (btol ke hehe) mksud aku INdia kulit putih mcm SHah Rukh Khan tuh...ade yg gelap hehe....
NIe br major races...x campur yg minority.....
Kami gune bhs melayu sbg bhs penghubung dn kami juga guna bhs inggeris dn kdg2 kami guna dua2 sekali....jadilah MANGLISH...
kalu difikirkan sejenak....MANGLSIH nie lah yg menyebabkan kmi berkwn,...aku amik cth diri aku sendiri...aku gune MANGLish utk komunikasi dgn kaum laen....
kdg2 kami bergaDUH pun gune bhs MAngLIsh neh....tp yg plg best kami gelak pun disebabkan gune bhs MANGLISH.
Apabila Gune MANGLISH neh......aku rase mcm sng taw...ckp pun men hntam hehe xperlu la nk betul2 punya perkataan yg ptg mesej tuh smpai.... contohla
aku : khanesh how's ur exam ?
k : ok la.....u ?
aku: ok lor.......the question damn hard one....
K : Correct la...aiyoo.....I dont know la how to answer...Stupid la....Teacher never teach also this chpater..
aku : Fu** la.....if I failed I'm sure will sue this teacher.....!!!!
K : huh.....I think i'm going to see mario(our headmaster) and ask him to change our teacher...
aku : That MArio useless one......sure he wont change our teacher....
K : hehe (laugh) that mario only know play mario's games arr.....
aku : hehe(laugh) ya2...no wonder He seldom came to school...
See this dialogue we use MANGLSIH....and this only part of the dialogue..huhuhu
well to make it short we love to use MANGLish...
we make friends by using this language...we make enemy also by using this language.....
Wht I want to tell is sometimes things that have negative effect is the one who brought us together......
sedar atau x sedar....bhs nielah yg menghubungkan antara satu kaum dgn kaum yg lain....bkn aku nk menyokong MANGLISH Neh.....tp kdg2 tuhla kenyataan.....
SALAM 1 MALYSIA
change my blog tittle.....
Monday, 8 June 2009
GOD IS REAL.......
"Some interesting points you are making, sir. Now I've got a question for you."Is there such thing as heat?""Yes," the professor replies."There's heat.""Is there such a thing as cold?""Yes, son, there's cold too.""No, sir, there isn't."The professor's grin freezes. The room suddenly goes very cold. The second Muslim continues."You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat,white heat, a little heat or no heat but we don't have anything called 'cold'.We can hit 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold,otherwise we would be able to go colder than 458 - - You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.""Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy.Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."Silence. A pin drops somewhere in the classroom."Is there such a thing as darkness, professor?""That's a dumb question, son. What is night if it isn't darkness?What are you getting at...?"So you say there is such a thing as darkness?""Yes...""You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something, it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, Darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker and give me a jar of it. Can you...give me a jar of darker darkness,professor?" Despite himself, the professor smiles at the young effrontery before him.This will indeed be a good semester."Would you mind telling us what your point is, young man?""Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with and so your conclusion must be in error....""The professor goes toxic. "Flawed...? How dare you...!""Sir, may I explain what I mean?"The class is all ears."Explain... oh, explain..." The professor makes an admirable effort to regain control. Suddenly he is affability itself.He waves his hand to silence the class, for the student to continue."You are working on the premise of duality," the Muslim explains."That for example there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science cannot even explain a thought.It uses electricity and magnetism but has never seen, much less fullyunderstood them. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, merely the absence of it." The young man holds up a newspaper he takes from the desk of a neighbour who has been reading it."Here is one of the most disgusting tabloids this country hosts,professor. Is there such a thing as immorality?""Of course there is, now look...""Wrong again, sir. You see, immorality is merely the absence of morality. Is there such thing as injustice? No. Injustice is the absence of justice. Is there such a thing as evil?"The Muslim pauses."Isn't evil the absence of good?"The professor's face has turned an alarming colour. He is so angry he is temporarily speechless.The Muslim continues. "If there is evil in the world, professor, and we all agree there is, then God, if he exists, must be accomplishing a work through the agency of evil. What is that work, God isaccomplishing? Islam tells us it is to see if each one of us will,choose good over evil."The professor bridles. "As a philosophical scientist, I don't vie this matter as having anything to do with any choice; as a realist, I absolutely do not recognize the concept of God or any other theological factor as being part of the world equation because God is not observable.""I would have thought that the absence of God's moral code in this world is probably one of the most observable phenomena going," the Muslim replies."Newspapers make billions of dollars reporting it every week! Tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolvedfrom a monkey?""If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,youngman, yes,of course I do.""Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"The professor makes a sucking sound with his teeth and gives his student a silent, stony stare."Professor. Since no-one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour,are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist,but a priest?""I will overlook your impudence in the light of our philosophical discussion. Now, have you quite finished?" the professor hisses."So you don't accept God's moral code to do what is righteous?""I believe in what is - that's science!""Ahh! SCIENCE!" the student's face splits into a grin."Sir, you rightly state that science is the study of observed phenomena. Science too is a premise which is flawed...""SCIENCE IS FLAWED..?" the professor splutters.The class is in uproar.The Muslim remains standing until the commotion has subsided."To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, may I give you an example of what I mean?"The professor wisely keeps silent. The Muslim looks around the room."Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen air, Oxygen,molecules, atoms, the professor's brain?"The class breaks out in laughter. The Muslim points towards his elderly, crumbling tutor."Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain...felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain?"No one appears to have done so. The Muslim shakes his head sadly. "It appears no-one here has had any sensory perception of the professor's brain whatsoever. Well, according to the rules of empirical, stable,demonstrable protocol, science, I DECLARE that the professor has no brain! As we can't feel it, we can't touch it, we can't ever smell it using our sense. NOW IT IS EVERYONE'S CHANCE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT ISLAM, ABOUT GOD, ABOUT THE PURPOSE OF EXISTENCE OF CREATION AND LIFE, ABOUT THE MESSENGERS OF GOD, & ABOUT HIS HOLY BOOKS, ESPECIALLY THE HOLY QUR'AAN. THEN IT IS YOUR CHOICE TO BECOME A MUSLIM, OR NOT.Allah says in the His Holy Book:There is no compulsion in religion; truly the right way has become clearly distinct from error; And he who rejects false deities and believes in Allaah(The God) has grasped a firm handhold which will never break. and Allaah is ALL-Hearing, All-Knowing 2:256Allah is the Protecting Guardian of those who believe. He brings them out of the darkness into the light; As for those who disbelieve,their guardians are false deities. They bring them out of light into darkness...(257)"The Muslim sits... Because that is what a chair is for!!!
Thursday, 4 June 2009
LAGU2 YG BEST............................
1)EMPTY DECORATION.....
2)SOBA NI IRU KARA( (I'm BY UR SIDE)
Sebenarnya...byk agi lagu yg best tapi maslas la aku nk letak huhuhu.......
Saturday, 30 May 2009
Bad Weeks...................
THE END
Saturday, 23 May 2009
EXAM........................
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
Aku jadi x menentu.......
Thursday, 16 April 2009
Aku teringin sangat........
hrmm..IQ aku bper ek ?? camner nk cek ? kene buat ujian IQ ke ? nk dpt maner ujian tuh ?
anyway...aku rase Malaysia telah mengorak langkah ke arah dunia intelektual di mana it's all about IQ...huhu tapi dlm hidup nie IQ je ker yg penting ??? aku agak cemburu arr aku dh abes skool mase 2011....T.T tapi apa2 pun ini merupakan langkah sebagai Malaysia utk menjadi negara yg lebih maju setanding dgn negara2 yg GEMPAK. Hrmmmm....yg aku tahu negara yg ade program mcm nie ermm...byk negara ade^^ name persatuan tuh adalah MENSA tapi x silap aku ini utk belia yg bekerja dh kot dn syarat IQ dia lagi tinggi x silap aku 160 kot.
ingin tahu lebih lanjut ttg Sekolah pintar nie link dia
http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/bm/newsgeneral.php?id=404408
ingin tahu lebih lanjut ttg MENSA nie link dia
http://www.mensa.org/
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Jatuh Cinta lagi.....
Nk mengorat atau x nk mengorat
NK mengorat atau x nk mengorat
hrmm.......peluang utk aku dpt minah nie agak cerah walaupun ade persaingan..
kirenya 70% peluang utk aku dpt ...lagi 30% melepas la plak..
tapi dlm ISLAM mane ade istilah kapel....aduh dosa neh...apa patut aku buat...
aku takut aku tidak dpt melawan fitrah manusia neh.....!!!!!
Friday, 10 April 2009
Tiada Kekuatan utk menegur...
APA YG PATUT AKU BUAT ?
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
lain yg aku mintak lain yg dia bg.....
Friday, 3 April 2009
Ditegur oleh makcik yg misteri....
Thursday, 26 March 2009
Ermm......The last Episode....
Laskar Pelangi
Untuk kita, menaklukan dunia
Berlarilah, tanpa lelah
sampai engkau meraihnya
.
Laskar Pelangi..
takkan terikat waktu
bebaskan mimpimu di angkasa
Raih bintang di jiwa
.
*Reff :
Menarilah dan terus tertawa
walau dunia tak seindah surga
Bersyukurlah pada yang Kuasa
Cinta kita di dunia
selamanya..
.
Cinta kepada hidup
memberikan senyuman abadi
walau hidup kadang tak adil
tapi cinta lengkapi kita
.
*Reff :
Menarilah dan terus tertawa
walau dunia tak seindah surga
Bersyukurlah pada yang Kuasa
Cinta kita di dunia
selamanya..
.
Laskar Pelangi..
takkan terikat waktu
Jangan berhenti mewarnai
Jutaan mimpi di bumi
.
*Reff 2x:
Menarilah dan terus tertawa
walau dunia tak seindah surga
Bersyukurlah pada yang Kuasa
Cinta kita di dunia
selamanya..
.
Laskar Pelangi..
Takkan terikat, waktu
Wednesday, 25 March 2009
Sukan Tara kat skool....hampeh tol
Saturday, 21 March 2009
Aku akan jadikan ini Sbg Pengajaran.....
Friday, 20 March 2009
TournaMent...tkd
Sbb2 aku x nk pergi
1)semua ahli tkd aku adelah kaum cina..aku sorang jek melayu mcm kera sumbang arr
2)aku x pasti aku mampu buat atau x.......
3)aku ase membuang mase.......
Sbb2 aku kene pergi
1)kalu x pergi SIr aku ckp....no co-curiculum marks 4 u
geramnya aku.......
tapi aku bangga gak sbb i'm the only and only malay that can stand among the chinese....well i'm not talking about racist here....just wht i'm saying is TKD Society was dominated by all the chinese's students.....some of the malays join the society but they don't stay long.....most them stayed 4 few months..then join others society...huh...untill just left me alone quite a stroy huh...Ngee~~~proud to be the last malay standing.... eventhough i'm cant speak chinese.....but i'm try to be strong live among the others hehe....for 4 years i have been through this......such a pain treat me to be something different nw i'm not afraid to live...to get comfort live with other races not just chinese...maybe out there overseas....not all ppl can do that !!!! hehe.....
Thursday, 19 March 2009
Boring kuar ngan seseorang
MORAL VALUE : jgn sesekali kuar berdua duaan...duit habis dose pun dpt T.T
Jumpa Makhluk Asing.....
Pada malam yg suram...jam menunjukkan pukul 11.30pm sambil ku menunggu bas nk pulang kerumah ku mendonggak ke langit melihat bintang ciptaan Allah S.W.T semasa ku mengamati bintang tersebut...ku dapati ade bintang yg berbentuk segi tiga cantik bintang tu......tiba2 jer antara bintang segi tiga tuh kuar cahaya yg membentuk bintang sehingga lah membentu segi tiga penuh .....walaupun hanya utk beberapa saat ku pasti aku bkn bermimpi.....hanya utk seketika bintang itu hilang drpd pandangan ku....hanya tinggal bintang segi tiga yg mula2 ku nampak.....selepas itu yg bertambah peliknya bintang tu seoalah olah ubah kedudukan atau bumi nie berputar...tetapi kesan kedudukan bintang nie amat jelas......huh subhanallah........
Blood TypE....B
ermmm....cikgu Kaunseling aku ader la jemput beberapa pensyarah mude dr Kolej PTPL yg diketuai oleh Cik Yuslina..huhu CIK tuh......ade peluang.....ermmm diaorg nie datang bg ceramah ttg ilmuwan sains walaupun aku dapati ia hanyalah x lebih dprd aktiviti yg berkaitan dgn Sains...boring tol....then ade satu aktiviti nie....berkaitan dgn memeriksa darah kite jenis ape...pergh... takut plak aku....masa tu Puan Asyrah nk cucu jari aku... aku pun erk....selawat pastu tarik nafas.."aku ckp ok teruskan"then mase nk cucuk aku ckp jap..!!!! sapu sket ubat kebas huhu ok teruskan....Puan Asyrah pun cucuk la jari aku walaupun ade beberapa insiden yg agak melucukan hehe..dan aku dapati darah jenis B....hrmm cam x menarik jek.....tp ok la gak sekurang-kurangnya aku dpt tahu darah aku jenis B...SEKIAN
Sunday, 8 March 2009
Tahun Nie aku SPM.......
..... merupakan penentu masa hadapan aku....tp mampukah ku mengatasi SPM ???? semuanya berbalik pada diri aku sendiri......
.ku mengharapkan doa saudara serta saudari
sekalian.Aku telah menyaksikan kejatuhan pewira yg berjuang di Medan Peperangan SPM tetapi ku juga pernah melihat wira dan wirawati yg menangis tanda kejayaan mereka atas peperangan tersebut.....mampukah aku mengalahkan SPM.............10A1 !!!!!!!!
SPM
Setiap detik ku lalai
Setiap detik ku pejam
Setiap detik ku ketawa
tanpa ku sedar masa ku hilang tak kembali
Aku masih diriku yg lame...yg suka membazir masa...
Aku sedar masa itu berharga tp aku masih aku yg dahulu
mengapa ini terjadi ?
Adakah aku terlalu buta.........
Adakah aku terlalu leka dgn hiburan dan angan2 yg melalaikan
Ibadah ku telah ku abaikan
Diriku telah ku campak dlm kegelapan
Aku mencari cahaya di sebalik kegelapan yg menyelubungi hidupku.......
Wahai kwn2 ku sedarlah bhw kita di ambang kemusnahan
Hanya iman dan ilmu di dada dpt menolong kamu sekalian
Ku mengingatkan diriku serta rakan2 ku berjuanglah kita pada saat ini
Saat dimana kita menentukan masa depan
Tanpa iman kita berada dlm kejahilan
Tanpa ilmu kita berada dlm kemiskinan
Tanpa kedua duanya kita berada di ambang kemusnahan....
Belum terlewat utk kita bangun......
Masa utk berubah........
The Time Has Come.....
we do the best leave to Allah the rest.......