Saper yg GATAl ehem.... tajuk neh cam panas jek !!! hurmm sbb ape aku tulis tajuk neh... mase tuh pd waktu mlm mase aku SMS kwn2 aku.. terkeluar plak tajuk kahwin...
kwn aku aku namakan A Aku plak B
A : ntah2 ble aku habes SPM ko dh kahwin
B : huhu... ok lah camtuh bogs gak
A : lorh...gtal gilew ko neh....
aku pun fikir balik..... hurm x gatal aku ase kalu khwin awal, nk tahu sbbbnya... hehe tgk situasi berikut.
SITUASI 1 (pasangan COUPLE ) umo 22
A : ermm awk dh mkn ?
B : dh...
A : SYg wat pe skang ??
B : tgh baring2, u plak ?
A :ermmm I tgh tgk tv jerk....boring la...xdek cte pe
B : Ayang... jom kuar nk x. I rindu sgt kt U..
A : ermm ok gak....( mule la bibit2 zina )
B : kta nk pergi mane....
A : ala...... ader lar... tmpat neh sunyi sket. baru ade privasi ( maner ade privasi org ke-3 syaitan)
B : (Di tmpt sunyi ) U... ermmm kta nk wat pe kt sini ??
A : Ala... u yg ajak I kuar.. ini tmpt special lar.. ( tmpt special ke or tmpt wat maksiat ), ermm DO u LOVE ME ??
B : Ofcoz I do... I love u so much A. I willing to do anything 4 u
A : really...
B : YES anything...
A : walaupun X kAHWIN lg...
B :ermmm ( B senyap)
A : ASL senyap jer neh...... u kate U syg kt I
B : mmg lar..tp....
A : tp ape !! ( A mengherdik )
B : Yerlah..... I sanggup walaupun blum kahwin
ISH2....camner la hubungan tuh nk berkat kalu disertakan org yg ke-3. GATAL sungguh diaorg neh menambahkan DOSA tuh xkire lagi SOLAT. KALU SOLAT benda2 camnie pasti xkan berlaku kan sbb solat kan mencagah kta drpd kemungkaran.
HUKUM COUPLE hurmmm aku x tahu.tp yg pasti benda yg boleh ke arah ZINA jauhkan !!
SITUASI 2 (DAh berkahwin) umo 22
A : ayang...u wat pe tuh
B : I nk masak utk mkn mlm neh har..
A : xyah lar masak ari nie.... Abg bwk pergi mkn kt luar k.
B : ermm... ok. JAP eik ayang nk bersiap
A: Ayang nk mkn kt maner ??
B: IKut abg lah.... ayang x kisah JANJI kta BERDUA hehe...
A : hehe.. kta beli mkn pastuh kta mkn kt tmpt kta mula2 jumpa ok ??
B : ermm... (muka B kemerahan) ok...
A : (sambil menengok bintang di langit A memegan tgn B seerat-eratnya...)
B : mengatakan I love u
A : I love U Too....
Tgk...kan best.. dh kahwin. DOSA pun dh xdek.. pegang tgn pun leh hehe.....
SKANG bg tahu aku..saper yg gatal ???
EHEM perhatian nie cuma contoh jer.....SItuasi yg aku nk bg tahu. OK2 mungkin korang akan ckp umo 22 xkan nk kahwin dh kot.. Umo 22 xkan dh nk couple dh kot.. huhu
Sbnarnya bnda nie... ikut keputusan masing2.. KALu dh mampu tuh nk kahwin ape tunggu lagi lebih baik drpd biarkan diri anda dn pasangan anda bergelumang dgn dosa, tapi kalu xmampu fikirlah betul2 ape yg terbaik utk anda...... Aku x kata couple nie salah mungkin cuma korang kene cari mase yg sesuai jek. okeyh....
SALAM 1 MALYSIA
Wednesday 23 December 2009
Friday 18 December 2009
MANGLISH
MANGLISH = Malaysia + English
Malysia represent three major race and few mutiple races...
Three major races are malay,chinese and indian.
As all we know manglish is mix language la....like i used it right now...
Sometimes mcm saterawan even goverment try their best to encourage ppl used wht we call arr... "bhs baku" as our identity.
If english use full english no word such as 'la' or 'lor....' or we always simply said correct hor....or you la..... and many2......more
ckp dlm bhs melayu plak or bhs malaysia....
Cter dia camnie aku dgn kwn aku lar.....ermmm br balik dr cc men game well dh lame x pergi cc fav aku tuh ase rndu la plak hu3..pas men game dlm 2 jam kot kami pun balik. On the way back kami singgah kedai buku harfa...saje2 je.... belek punya belek aku ternampak buku Yg bertajuk "MANGLISH" it's interesting book. When I read few pages from the book well it containts our daily language which is "MANGLSIH"
The book descibe our own ppl use manglish in their conversation or in their bussines and etc...
hurmm.....kalu nk diikutkan MANGLISH bkn lah pekara yg bgus kn sbb yerla mencemarkan bhs smpai kdg2 org2 yg berjiwa sastera neh ckp "tidak melambangkan identiti bangsa" yer2 benda tuh betul...sbb aku sendiri sbg bngsa melayu mestilah kena guna bhs melayu yg betul..kalu aku guna MANGLISH eh aku nie bangsa ape..bhs MANGLISH bkn diiktiraf pun....malah sejarah awal pun x menunjukkan mane2 bangsa guna bhs MANGLISH tp.......ade benda yg positif yg aku nmpk lar.......apabila wujudnya bhs MANGLISH neh .
NOTE : Bukan aku menyokong MANGLISH neh walaupn aku sendiri yg guna hehe...tp cuma aku nmpk bnda yg positif walaupun x lah besar sgt......
AKu bersekolah di SMK Teluk AIr Tawar Bworth....sekolah biase2 jer.....tp berbilang kaum.
Ade melayu,cina,india,kadazan,bidayuh dn etc....
Melayu plak dipecahkan lg....melayu mamak,melayu thaidland,melayu yg ulu2 pun ade hehe
cina plak ade cina agama kristian,ade yg x reti ckp cina,ade plak cina gune bhs lain
India plak ade INdia dr utata (btol ke hehe) mksud aku INdia kulit putih mcm SHah Rukh Khan tuh...ade yg gelap hehe....
NIe br major races...x campur yg minority.....
Kami gune bhs melayu sbg bhs penghubung dn kami juga guna bhs inggeris dn kdg2 kami guna dua2 sekali....jadilah MANGLISH...
kalu difikirkan sejenak....MANGLSIH nie lah yg menyebabkan kmi berkwn,...aku amik cth diri aku sendiri...aku gune MANGLish utk komunikasi dgn kaum laen....
kdg2 kami bergaDUH pun gune bhs MAngLIsh neh....tp yg plg best kami gelak pun disebabkan gune bhs MANGLISH.
Apabila Gune MANGLISH neh......aku rase mcm sng taw...ckp pun men hntam hehe xperlu la nk betul2 punya perkataan yg ptg mesej tuh smpai.... contohla
aku : khanesh how's ur exam ?
k : ok la.....u ?
aku: ok lor.......the question damn hard one....
K : Correct la...aiyoo.....I dont know la how to answer...Stupid la....Teacher never teach also this chpater..
aku : Fu** la.....if I failed I'm sure will sue this teacher.....!!!!
K : huh.....I think i'm going to see mario(our headmaster) and ask him to change our teacher...
aku : That MArio useless one......sure he wont change our teacher....
K : hehe (laugh) that mario only know play mario's games arr.....
aku : hehe(laugh) ya2...no wonder He seldom came to school...
See this dialogue we use MANGLSIH....and this only part of the dialogue..huhuhu
well to make it short we love to use MANGLish...
we make friends by using this language...we make enemy also by using this language.....
Wht I want to tell is sometimes things that have negative effect is the one who brought us together......
sedar atau x sedar....bhs nielah yg menghubungkan antara satu kaum dgn kaum yg lain....bkn aku nk menyokong MANGLISH Neh.....tp kdg2 tuhla kenyataan.....
SALAM 1 MALYSIA
Malysia represent three major race and few mutiple races...
Three major races are malay,chinese and indian.
As all we know manglish is mix language la....like i used it right now...
Sometimes mcm saterawan even goverment try their best to encourage ppl used wht we call arr... "bhs baku" as our identity.
If english use full english no word such as 'la' or 'lor....' or we always simply said correct hor....or you la..... and many2......more
ckp dlm bhs melayu plak or bhs malaysia....
Cter dia camnie aku dgn kwn aku lar.....ermmm br balik dr cc men game well dh lame x pergi cc fav aku tuh ase rndu la plak hu3..pas men game dlm 2 jam kot kami pun balik. On the way back kami singgah kedai buku harfa...saje2 je.... belek punya belek aku ternampak buku Yg bertajuk "MANGLISH" it's interesting book. When I read few pages from the book well it containts our daily language which is "MANGLSIH"
The book descibe our own ppl use manglish in their conversation or in their bussines and etc...
hurmm.....kalu nk diikutkan MANGLISH bkn lah pekara yg bgus kn sbb yerla mencemarkan bhs smpai kdg2 org2 yg berjiwa sastera neh ckp "tidak melambangkan identiti bangsa" yer2 benda tuh betul...sbb aku sendiri sbg bngsa melayu mestilah kena guna bhs melayu yg betul..kalu aku guna MANGLISH eh aku nie bangsa ape..bhs MANGLISH bkn diiktiraf pun....malah sejarah awal pun x menunjukkan mane2 bangsa guna bhs MANGLISH tp.......ade benda yg positif yg aku nmpk lar.......apabila wujudnya bhs MANGLISH neh .
NOTE : Bukan aku menyokong MANGLISH neh walaupn aku sendiri yg guna hehe...tp cuma aku nmpk bnda yg positif walaupun x lah besar sgt......
AKu bersekolah di SMK Teluk AIr Tawar Bworth....sekolah biase2 jer.....tp berbilang kaum.
Ade melayu,cina,india,kadazan,bidayuh dn etc....
Melayu plak dipecahkan lg....melayu mamak,melayu thaidland,melayu yg ulu2 pun ade hehe
cina plak ade cina agama kristian,ade yg x reti ckp cina,ade plak cina gune bhs lain
India plak ade INdia dr utata (btol ke hehe) mksud aku INdia kulit putih mcm SHah Rukh Khan tuh...ade yg gelap hehe....
NIe br major races...x campur yg minority.....
Kami gune bhs melayu sbg bhs penghubung dn kami juga guna bhs inggeris dn kdg2 kami guna dua2 sekali....jadilah MANGLISH...
kalu difikirkan sejenak....MANGLSIH nie lah yg menyebabkan kmi berkwn,...aku amik cth diri aku sendiri...aku gune MANGLish utk komunikasi dgn kaum laen....
kdg2 kami bergaDUH pun gune bhs MAngLIsh neh....tp yg plg best kami gelak pun disebabkan gune bhs MANGLISH.
Apabila Gune MANGLISH neh......aku rase mcm sng taw...ckp pun men hntam hehe xperlu la nk betul2 punya perkataan yg ptg mesej tuh smpai.... contohla
aku : khanesh how's ur exam ?
k : ok la.....u ?
aku: ok lor.......the question damn hard one....
K : Correct la...aiyoo.....I dont know la how to answer...Stupid la....Teacher never teach also this chpater..
aku : Fu** la.....if I failed I'm sure will sue this teacher.....!!!!
K : huh.....I think i'm going to see mario(our headmaster) and ask him to change our teacher...
aku : That MArio useless one......sure he wont change our teacher....
K : hehe (laugh) that mario only know play mario's games arr.....
aku : hehe(laugh) ya2...no wonder He seldom came to school...
See this dialogue we use MANGLSIH....and this only part of the dialogue..huhuhu
well to make it short we love to use MANGLish...
we make friends by using this language...we make enemy also by using this language.....
Wht I want to tell is sometimes things that have negative effect is the one who brought us together......
sedar atau x sedar....bhs nielah yg menghubungkan antara satu kaum dgn kaum yg lain....bkn aku nk menyokong MANGLISH Neh.....tp kdg2 tuhla kenyataan.....
SALAM 1 MALYSIA
change my blog tittle.....
Since I already finished my SPM and I'm almost going to 18 next year so I decide to write something new..hehe... kire mcm mtang sket la...dulu ttg aku jer kan skang neh bersifat keterbukaan sket.. huh btol ke ape aku tulis neh....tp sygnye aku x leh update selalu sbb xdek pc kt umah :( tp ble dh ade laptop dun worry aku akn update selalu hehe....
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